The Tourist
The loudly dressed, camera-wielding tourist, Joe King, was a big hit at the Flight Centre Travel Expo in 2010 and 2011. The Tourist explores and explores –yet seems to be permanently lost. His cultural insensitivity leads to hilarious scenes of camera-clicking pantomime. Joe also leads 'Misguided Tours' and is a great source of oddly useless information.
Insecurity Man
Comedy paranoia! This guy is THE overzealous security guard of all time. On patrol at AUT orientation week 2010.
Il Paparazzo
Harry Stankovich from the tabloid Views of the World makes up news on the spot. Wherever he goes he digs up the dirt, sports the celebrities (pictured here, he says, with the President and First Lady of Japan!), and lets everyone know 'The Scoop' on what's going on. In fact you never know when he's on his way, camera in hand. Great for meet-and-greet, an icebreaker to get people laughing as they arrive at your event.
The Waiter
A big hit at corporate functions, dinners and caf� society piazzas of Europe. This character moves from table to table serving comedy of the absurd. He first appears to be a normal waiter until it dawns on people that his Fawlty Towers-type antics gradually become too bizarre to be true.
The crazy waiter can be combined with an after-dinner show at your function.
Hindustani Swami
� The Love Guru
Holy man and guru for channelling and dubious advice. The self-elected guru is available for consultations, yogic fakir stunts, and the distribution of dodgy medicaments for all ailments.
This love guru can help you solve many problems ... constipation, marriage, erectile dysfunction, piles, mucus, skin disease, premature ejaculation, wife, husband, too uptight, too loose, boring disposition, bad luck removals ...
... but only if you believe in the healing power of money.
Strolling Bard of Insults & Compliments
Lost the ability to truly insult or compliment? Call on The Bard. Experience the true art of the wordsmith.
Order an insult and receive a fully articulate Shakespearean blast. Request a compliment and be flattered, charmed and ego-massaged.
"Honey-suckled, honey-bagged,, twicksy-wicksy."
"Mannerly, May-born Madonna."
"Enchanting, heaven-hued crystal bud."
"Dainty, fairy-gold fondling."
"Thou art a craven-faced dog-hearted lewdster."
"Puny, milk-livered maltworm."
"Villainous swag-bellied varlet."
"Gleeking, fat-kidneyed boar-pig."
"Fusty, flat-mouthed, fustillarian."